Dragons stalk the courtyard
While ogres lurk in the halls
Guarding fantastic treasures within my castle walls.

Magicians, thieves, assassins, too, have tried to take my gold.
So I sent them to the dungeons where it's always dark and cold.

I am the master of my world, the monsters serve me well.
So if you try to steal my gold you might not live to tell.
(You might end up in hell!)

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